#Suicide

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"He must not merely cling to life, for then he will be a coward, and will not escape. He must not merely wait for death, for then he will be a suicide, and will not escape. He must seek his life in a spirit of furious indifference to it."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Beginning to think is beginning to be undermined. Society has but little connection with such beginnings. The worm is in man's heart. That is where it must be sought. One must follow and understand this fatal game that leads from lucidity in the face of existence to flight from light."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"