#truth

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"We are willing to believe anything other than the truth."

"But what is liberty without wisdom and without virtue? It is the greatest of all possible evils; for it is folly, vice, and madness, without tuition or restraint. Those who know what virtuous liberty is, cannot bear to see it disgraced by incapable heads, on account of their having high-sounding words in their mouths."

"I don't go out of my way to make friends, that's all."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Every impulse of feeling should be guided by reason; and, in my opinion, exertion should always be in proportion to what is required."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"..the most dangerous animal in a zoo is Man."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"I have learned now that while those who speak about one's miseries usually hurt, those who keep silence hurt more."

"In a good economy, people work hard to succeed. In a bad economy, people work hard to not fail."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"An acquaintance merely enjoys your company, a fair-weather companion flatters when all is well, a true friend has your best interests at heart and the pluck to tell you what you need to hear."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip class and just hold it out in the hallway. When teachers would ask me what I was doing, I’d hold it up and say, “Sorry I’m late."