#unconditional-acceptance

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."