#unconditional-acceptance

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."