#unconditional-acceptance

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."