#unconditional-acceptance

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."