#unconditional-acceptance

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."