#unconditional-acceptance

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"How Much Space? {Couplet} Give a lover space enough to rejoice in their choice,but not enough room for their doubts to give voice."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."