#unconditional-acceptance

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."