#unconditional-acceptance

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"The Poet is God When a poem's words perfectly fit,it has legs.When they communicate well,it has a voice.When they make you think,it has a mind.When the make you feel,it has a heart.Think about it.When you write a poem,you've created a person,with a distinct identityand an immortal soulthat you send out into the worldto possibly change the world.Now you know what it feels liketo be God."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."