#unconditional-acceptance

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."