#unconditional-acceptance

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."