#unconditional-love

"Parents were the only ones obligated to love you; from the rest of the world you had to earn it."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."