#unconditional-love

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."