#unconditional-love

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Twitter Love [10w] ♥ ۵ 웃 유 ღ ♂ ♀ is2g, no b.s.dnt nd 8v3n, wen ive gt uaღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღ"

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"The unconditional love of God leads to a life of freedom and transforms each day into a potentially wild adventure."