#unconditional-love

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."