#unconditional-love

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"To love everyone unconditionally does not mean to give everyone your unconditional time. Sometimes, to love completely, we must never see someone again. This, too, is love. This is giving someone the freedom to exist and be happy, even if it must be without you."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"Live joy. Be kind. Love unconditionally."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."