#unconditional-love

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."