#unconditional-love

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."