#unconditional-love

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"How Much Space? {Couplet} Give a lover space enough to rejoice in their choice,but not enough room for their doubts to give voice."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."