#unconditional-love

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Siesta Mud tracked from the rice fields blazon a pathFrom kitchen to cellar escaping noon’s wrath.A quiet siesta to break the ordealOf scything and sifting and spinning the wheel.Half a dream later he returns to the fieldTo seeding earth’s furrows. massaging its yield.And when Sun descends gravely back to her tombHe tracks back to the kitchen, the cellar, his room."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."