#unconditional-love

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Compassion crowns the soul with its truest victory."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."