#unconditional-love

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"