#unconditional-love

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."