#unconditional-love

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"