#unconditional-love

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."