#unconditional-love

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Quote words that affirmall men and women are yourbrothers and sisters."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Parents were the only ones obligated to love you; from the rest of the world you had to earn it."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."