#unconditional-love

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."