#wisdom

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"People wishes their friends to be in politics, but their sons in professions."

"Tell no man anything, for no man listensYet hold thy lips ready to speak."

"When you optimize your talents very well, you can pick money from people's pockets and nobody will ever get the guts to call you a thief."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"A bird is safe in its nest - but that is not what its wings are made for."

"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings steal a little and they throw you in jail. Steal a lot and then they make you king."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"I listen with attention to the judgment of all men;but so far as I can remember,I have followed none but my own."

"Some people are like thorns. But you have to let them be thorns, because thorns can't turn into petals. The trick is not letting them prick you; never let a thorn prick you!"

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"The intelligent have plans; the wise have principles."

"Don't assume the world evolved in the order in which you discovered it."