#Writer

"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."

"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."

"Cervantes is the most important Spanish writer. But he is not the most representative of the Spanish. His irony, his sense of humor - they are too subtle to seem Spanish."

"Spelling Bees are useless and unnecessary competitions. Before Microsoft Word and Google, Spelling Bees had value, but now they are all superflewus."

"She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach."

"Closed eyes cannot see the light"

"It’s funny, for all it took was a broken heart and that alone was enough, enough for her to do everything she ever dreamed of."

"Its dark and I’m reading my scars because our moments remind me of where I should be."

"We swallowed the chaos because we knew we didn't want to be ordinary."

"I used to be a bumper sticker kind of writer. Now I’m more developed, and my writing often takes up whole bumpers."

"Your life experience is a moving picture, of which you are writer, director, performer, producer and critic."

"We’re only instruments of love, flowing through heaps of pain hoping one day we’d hatch a passion of our own."

"She wasn't broken. She was just bent, over the chance of being ignored by the one she loved."

"I’m up for the Julius Caesar Author of the Year Award this year. I’m tremendously proud, considering Caesar is the guy who burned down the Library of Alexandria."

"A tamed woman will never leave her mark in the world."

"I type on my keyboard like I’m Beethoven on the piano. My words may be silent in the air, but they ring as music in my mind while I write."

"I’ll be your Dostoevsky, if you’ll be my Tolstoy. Our life together will be so full of despair that death will be like a gulag full of joy."

"It’s not: I jumped in, and it was cold. No. It was cold, and I jumped in. Always arrange a sentence so you appear to be fearless, when in fact you are far less than fearless—you are clueless."

"I need you because I know I deserve you but let me fall in love with you one last time before I let go. So I can remember the beautiful imperfection that rattled my bones."

"When I go off the grid, my main source of light will be fireflies. Oh, and the glow that will come from the epic love poem I am writing for you."