#Writer

"If I lived a million lives, I would've felt a million feelings and I still would've fallen a million times for you."

"Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and squeezing every last drop out of that bitch."

"Your life experience is a moving picture, of which you are writer, director, performer, producer and critic."

"I don't think all writers are sad, she said.I think it's the other way around—all sad people write."

"It’s not: I jumped in, and it was cold. No. It was cold, and I jumped in. Always arrange a sentence so you appear to be fearless, when in fact you are far less than fearless—you are clueless."

"Maybe I hope too much. Maybe I dream too much or maybe I love too much to just give up on you."

"I had to learn to live without you and I couldn't make sense of it, because I left so much of me inside of you."

"There Are Two Typos Of People In This World: Those Who Can Edit And Those Who Can’t"

"It is related that Sakyamuni [the historical Buddha] once dismissed as of small consequence a feat of levitation on the part of a disciple, and cried out in pity for a yogin by the river who had spent twenty years of his human existence learning to walk on water, when the ferryman might have taken him across for a small coin."

"If you want to be a writer-stop talking about it and sit down and write!"

"Coin a new word and hear it jingle in your pocket with all your other change. My love for you is sofacouchsitsitting, so you’d better buckle up."

"Are all caps really necessary? No need to shout at me. My hearing is perfect when the words arrive in my mind through my eyes."

"If you’re going to hang around and watch me write, you might as well have a noose around your neck. Would you mind if I kicked the chair out from under your feet? You’re standing on my only place to sit."

"I’m up for the Julius Caesar Author of the Year Award this year. I’m tremendously proud, considering Caesar is the guy who burned down the Library of Alexandria."

"As an author, I like self-help, because clapping can be done by myself, for myself. I should buy gloves."

"We as authors sign a pact with our readers; they'll go on reading because they trust us to play fair with them and deliver what we've promised."

"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."

"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."

"With all honesty, somewhere between the hello and the dreams I saw you in I fell in love."

"She was broken from moment to moment, watching her world collide she felt lost inside herself. She fell apart for a passion that flamed beneath her. She waited and died a hundred times, it dripped from her pores. The moment she let go, she soared over the stillness like the star she was born to be."