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Beryl Dov

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Quotes by Beryl Dov

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."
"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."
"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."
"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."
"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."
"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."
"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."
"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."
"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."
"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."
"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."
"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."
"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."
"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"
"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."