Beryl Dov

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"