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Beryl Dov

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Quotes by Beryl Dov

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."
"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"
"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."
"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"
"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."
"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."
"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."
"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."
"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."
"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."
"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."
"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."
"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."
"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."