Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women

"Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face."

"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."

"If my name were Mememem, and I had just ran into someone who should have known my name but couldn’t recall it, I’d probably say, “I can’t believe you don’t remememember my name."

"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."