William Goldman, The Princess Bride

"I am your Prince and you will marry me,"Humperdinck said.Buttercup whispered, "I am your servant and I refuse.""I am you Prince and you cannot refuse.""I am your loyal servant and I just did.""Refusal means death.""Kill me then."

"I've been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn't listen. Every time you said 'Farm Boy do this' you thought I was answering 'As you wish' but that's only because you were hearing wrong. 'I love you' was what it was, but you never heard."

"Inconceivable!""You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Inconceivable!""You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Life isn't fair, it's just fairer than death, that's all."