religion

"A man must be prepared not only to be a martyr, but to be a fool. It is absurd to say that a man is ready to toil and die for his convictions if he is not even ready to wear a wreathe around his head for them."

"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."

"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind."

"Knock, And He'll open the doorVanish, And He'll make you shine like the sunFall, And He'll raise you to the heavensBecome nothing, And He'll turn you into everything."

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind."

"I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward."

"Grace is the pleasure of God to magnify the worth of God by giving sinners the right and power to delight in God without obscuring the glory of God."

"Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print."

"We give up our backs and allow religious myths to apply the rear naked choke to our minds."

"Some folks are happier not being saved."

"With or without God, good decisions can be made; But only with God will great decisions be made."