0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with mor... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The middle finger is a great body language tool for letting people know you’re upset. Poetry isn’t quite as effective in a fit of road rage."

"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."

"Relationships are like water. If you grab tight, clamping and clenching to gain control, you’ll lose it all. Instead, cup your hand gently, so she feels free to drink until her thirst is quenched."

"I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed in a trunk and dropped off in the middle of the forest. My dad was a complex man, but I believe he was trying to show me the value of camping."

"Why pay for an undesirable outcome with someone else? For the same money, you could have paid me to stay at home and do nothing."