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"No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."
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"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
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"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."
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"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy’s drink."
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