On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it add... - Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
"On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars."
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"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."
"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."
"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."
"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."
"I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue."