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"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
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"Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory."
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"33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins."
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"I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor."
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"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."
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