On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it add... - Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
"On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars."
"On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars."
"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
"Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory."
"33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins."
"I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor."
"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."