Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now i... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."

"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."

"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."

"I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough estimate."

"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."