A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"

"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."

"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."

"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."