More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"
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"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."
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"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More