To become one who believes two become one, you need love in... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."

"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before."

"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"