More quotes by Steve Martin

"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."
"Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way."
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
"You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither."
"Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything."