Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they ca... - Steve Martin

"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."

"Be so good they can't ignore you."

"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot."

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."