Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they ca... - Steve Martin

"You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither."

"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."

"I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them."

"Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way."

"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."