More quotes by Stephen Colbert, I Am America

"Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes."
"America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best."Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children."We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies."
"Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor."
"All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ."
"Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes."