Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you... - Stephen Colbert, I Am America

"Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes."

"All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ."

"Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor."

"A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?"

"All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ."