More quotes by Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

"Every man has a soul, but will every man’s clone have a soul? No, because me and some scientists will have sucked them out in the lab. Why sell your soul to the devil, when you can sell your clone’s soul?"
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"Sometimes looking like you know is better than actually knowing. People respect you, and defer to you, yet you don’t have the burden that comes with heavy knowledge."
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"A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t take any chances, so I’ve been doing squats."
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"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."
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"I’m more terrified of failure than rejection—so I’ll no my way to YES!"
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