Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to h... - Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

"A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t take any chances, so I’ve been doing squats."

"I carry a shower curtain folded up neatly in my wallet, because you never know when you’ll never know."

"I’m more terrified of failure than rejection—so I’ll no my way to YES!"

"Just because I flap my arms, that doesn’t make me a bird. No, I’m a bird because I believe myself to be. That’s the power of faith."

"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."