"When I’m feeling down, I make myself a big bowl of Up Soup. The bowl only looks empty, but in reality it’s full of hope. Grab a spoon, there’s plenty for both of us."
"I carry a shower curtain folded up neatly in my wallet, because you never know when you’ll never know."
"Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now all I’m left with is this yummy taco."
"A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t take any chances, so I’ve been doing squats."
"I’m more terrified of failure than rejection—so I’ll no my way to YES!"
"Sometimes looking like you know is better than actually knowing. People respect you, and defer to you, yet you don’t have the burden that comes with heavy knowledge."