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"Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?"
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"People are always insinuating that I’m rude. They say things like “Shh,” and “Careful what you say,” and “I think that guy’s listening in on our conversation."
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"A mother’s love: the sacred relationship of affording a nanny so as to be tolerated as a granny."
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"Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers."
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"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."
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