On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my adv... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones."
"On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my crop."
"She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir things up."
"If sharks really can smell blood, then I’d imagine they’re all salivating over my erection right now."
"If you work in a hospital, you can’t easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you’re sick? Well why don’t you come in to work and we’ll have a look at it."