Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real m... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."
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"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"If sharks really can smell blood, then I’d imagine they’re all salivating over my erection right now."
"You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do that."
"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."
"The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK."