A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I hav... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."