A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. E... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."

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"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."

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