A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I hav... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."

"I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago."

"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."