A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I hav... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."

"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."

"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"

"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."

"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."