A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I hav... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."
"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."