I’ve got a way with love. Away with love. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."

"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."

"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"

"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."