More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More