What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arrivin... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is silence multiplied by noise and divided by two."

"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."

"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."

"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"

"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."