More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."
"The last 33 years of my life have been a blur, like a hummingbird’s beating wings. Time flies, but not backwards, like a hummingbird can."
"The heart is man’s treasure, and that’s why it’s locked in a cage of ribs with only one key. The key isn’t metal or material—it’s the feeling of love."
"If you find yourself thirsting for my love, don’t forget that I sell straws in a variety of flavors. What is the price of romance? Good question. Today only it’s on sale for half-off wholesale prices. Everything must go. My entire inventory of straws is being liquidated."
"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale."